What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:13

Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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